I am in a moral quandary. My all-time favorite baseball player has come out in favor of one of the seven deadly sins. EFL TEAM...
Archive - July 2015
League of Justice
You will note in the heading for today’s standings that they are “adjusted.” The root word here is...
Queen for a Day — or not
Today we feature the player on each team who had the best day yesterday. Given Kate Middleton’s cameo role in...
Our somewhat plain but very genteel sister
(Not Kate Middleton. She’s not our sister, and whether she’s plain or not is up to you. But she probably is about as...
EFL Dominates All-Star Game
I don’t mean to downplay the standings today — something amazing happened there, after all — but this is really...
Magic v. Muggles
It was a good day for the EFL: nine teams, nine wins. There still weren’t enough to go around because someone was a little...
“So passes a worthy opponent.”
Today the world notes a sad passing in the EFL. EFL TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA Haviland Dragons 53 30 .644 — 413.0 304...
Do-si-do
It’s been a while since I square danced — maybe since 8th grade gym class, or 45 years ago. But judging from the EFL...
The EFL Dominates Popular Culture – And Immediately Repents
Yes, my friends, we have finally made it. Yesterday the EFL emerged as a major force in American popular culture. I’ll...
Bon Jour, June
St. Louis: I spent yesterday evening at the local ballpark scouting EFL players. My reports on your players (if I saw any of...