(Editor’s Note: Today my GFU contract officially kicks in. I will be busy. It will be hard to do ambitious updates. This...
Archive - August 2015
The Really Big One
The New Yorker published last month an article describing the devastation Oregon and Washington will suffer when the Cascadia...
What a pleasant surprise!
Yesterday I noticed that Haviland’s Chris Coghlan clouted two homers. Boo! Then I noticed they were both of...
Young People Cause Havoc!
One of those Chris Youngs is still at it, paralyzing poor Portland in the pits of the standings. I wonder if you can pick the...
“8 out of 9 is pretty good.” — Spok
I posted yesterday evening apologizing for the lack of a standings update due to shenanigans by the Chris Youngs. But almost...
It’s later than you thought
If the Republicans are already having debates, it must be 2016! Or, at least, almost 2016, right? Then we’ve got no...
This is not the best EFL post of the day
That honor belongs to our own Aretha Votaw. I invite you to try to visualize Dave delivering his opus like the original Aretha...
H-E-A-L-T-H-Y (the fifth annual Cheese Lament)
(oo) What we want (oo) Baby, I don’t got (oo) What we need (oo) Do you know I don’t got it? (oo) All I’m askin’ (oo)...
Latest Outrage: There are Nice Guys In This League Not Finishing Last.
Yesterday I was kind of gracious to the Dragons, saying they deserved to be in first and beginning to run away with the race. I...
Dragons Get Their Just Deserts
… or maybe their just desserts, considering they are carnivorous beasts. Who worked the hardest to the best effect in that...