What a great day in the EFL! Nine teams either Won outright, or “Won”, or “Lost” — they won in...
Archive - May 2016
Unseasonable Doldrums
The doldrums for baseball teams are supposed to be in broiling August. But global warming affects everything! I have...
“C’mon guys! Wait up!”
I suppose it’s inspiring to see EFL competitors having compassion on one another. Not that I’m going to emulate...
The Fall of the Ryan Empire
Sheesh. The Kangaroos have only been in first place for less than a fortnight. Already Baseball Prospectus publishes an article...
The EFL Defense Pact Gets A Very Warm Reception
Yesterday we announced the EFL Defense Pact agreed to at the Kangaroo/Wolverine summit at Nationals Park here in D.C. Today...
Sunny Sunday Interlude
To give ourselves a break from our intensive rounds of negotiations, I took Ryan to the Nationals game today — well, he did...
The Mystery of the Deal, Part 1
Ok, I admit it — this wasn’t a good day for my mission of negotiating an optimum arrangement of the lineup. The...
TRAOTD #3:
Here are the minutes of Friday’s sessions in the EFL Mammal Summit between the Kangaroos and Wolverines: Pre-Negotiation...
The Real Art of the Deal: Part 2
Negotiations are going well here in DC. I haven’t quite convinced the Captain Kangaroo to relinquish the league tiller to...
The Real Art of the Deal: Ch. 1 — Give ‘Em the Googly Eyes
WASHINGTON, D.C.: I have arrived at the Canberra/Old Detroit Summit Conference — you know, the one where I am going to...