Someone in the EFL is celebrating a birthday today. Let’s see if you can guess who it is. The cosmos is loaded with clues...
Archive - April 2017
When will they ever learn?
Just two days ago I wrote these portentous words: …it is three times as easy for the Rosebuds to tumble into 10th place as...
Cheese and Pears Still Fresh?
Funny how time plays tricks with our perspective. After 13 years of Alleghenys, Wolverines and Dragons, I’m already getting...
Rewrite
Jayson Stark lost his job Wednesday, along with about 100 of his colleagues at ESPN. Apparently subscriptions and viewership are...
There’s A Monster at the End of this Book
The other day, I think it was, I used to read to the Captain Kangaroo a book entitled The Monster at the End of this Book. The...
Star-Crossed Star Crossed Off
Madison Bumgarner is out for maybe 2 months. My $11,000,000 pitcher, who has pitched at least 200 innings for the last six...
Outliers or Outliars?
It’s still early in the season — this is how Wolverine fans greet each other every time. “It’s still...
Mr. Answer Man Answers Out of the Whirlwind
NOTE TO READERS: This is a copy of the email recently sent, EXCEPT it includes an 8th Thing You Cannot Do — be sure to...
Gawking
Not a lot of time today, so this update will be terse. ALthough I couldn’t pull my eyes away from Tuesday’s three...
More on Mirages
It’s no secret that I willingly embrace mirages. At least, that was the league consensus when I willingly drafted Clayton...