Yesterday we did our best to empathize with the sorrows of the first -place -practically -all- season Cheese. Today we will do...
Archive - May 2017
Comparative Suffering
This little note came across EFL Answer Man’s desk last evening: Dear Mr. EFL Answer Man: I know, nobody suffers like the...
If you can’t beat the Wolverines…
… because it’s someone else’s turn, then try beating the Mariners, like the guy in the picture did yesterday...
The Pears Leap Like Kangaroos
Dragon outfielder (and old pal of the Canberra Captain Kangaroo) Steven Souza made the defensive play of the day. Not this play:...
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
Oh, the scandal! I have evidence that the Canberra Kangaroos are cultivating a relationship with Kaline’s Mike Zunino. . ...
The Dragons Stalk the Cheese, The Dragons Stalk the Cheese, Hi-ho the Dairy-O, the Dragons Stalk the Cheese
If I were a Cheese, I’d be in a panic right now. Suddenly the two most dangerous teams in the EFL are right THERE...
How Good (or Bad) is Your Team, Really?
It’s getting awfully late for the Wolverines and the Balk. It’s getting harder and harder to believe our teams are...
Sympathy for the Mariners
Given the struggles in Old Detroit to keep starting pitchers on the field, I have been especially moved by the Mariners’...
The Restoration: has it begun?
Fear! Fire! Foes! Awake! Carlos Martinez led the Dragons on Saturday with 9 scoreless innings. EFL Standings for 2017 EFL TEAM...
The Wolveritis Ransomware Bug
I confess: wolveritis — that nasty condition in which your offense can’t muster an OPS over .500 — is a...