This should be the last day when I have to abbreviate an EFL post to grade papers. The last day until next spring since I am on sabbatical next fall. I’m almost there! And so, in different ways, are many EFL teams.
EFL Standings for 2017
EFL | ||||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB | RS | RA |
Cottage Cheese | 21 | 9 | .701 | — | 178.3 | 115.9 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes | 18 | 10 | .646 | 2 | 139.1 | 103.0 |
Kaline Drive | 19 | 12 | .612 | 2.6 | 141.6 | 113.1 |
Peshastin Pears | 19 | 12 | .606 | 2.8 | 134.6 | 111.3 |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 16 | 13 | .568 | 4.1 | 139.4 | 122.4 |
Haviland Dragons | 16 | 15 | .530 | 5.1 | 162.8 | 153.4 |
Canberra Kangaroos | 15 | 15 | .487 | 6.4 | 139.3 | 139.1 |
Portland Rosebuds | 13 | 18 | .433 | 8.1 | 137.9 | 158.9 |
Old Detroit Wolverines | 11 | 17 | .410 | 8.6 | 107.7 | 138.1 |
D.C. Balk | 11 | 19 | .381 | 9.6 | 148.3 | 190.0 |
Cottage: L, 3 – 6. (.265, .306, .500; 6 ip, 3 er). Almost back down to .700. Go Cheese!
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Flint Hill: W, 7 – 3. (.407, .484, .519; 12.3 ip, 5 er). Almost breathing down the Cheese’s neck. Go Tornadoes!
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Kaline: L, 1 – 7. (.225, .244, .450; 2.3 ip, 2 er). Almost putting up a record worthy of your owner. Go Drive!
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Peshastin: W, 5 – 5. (.310, .341, .595; 5 ip, 0 er). Almost staying in the pennant race even though your owner is 5,000 miles away. Go Pears!
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Pittsburgh: W 0, L 2; 10 – 14. (.276, .382, .448; 15 ip, 11 er). Almost all the way back into the pennant race. Go…no, you have 6 championships. It’s ok, you can stay right where you are, Alleghenys!
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Haviland: L, 5 – 6. (.250, .300, .389; 7 ip, 6 er). Almost making a nice sub-race with the Alleghenys for the ex-champions championship. Go Dragons!
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Canberra: W, 7 – 2. (.270, .341, .514; 15.3 ip, 3 er!). Almost back to really having a .500 record. Go ‘Roos!
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Portland: L, 0 – 3. (.158, .238, .263; 7 ip, 2 er). Almost far enough ahead to not have to worry about being worse than the Worsterines. Go ‘Buds!
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Old Detroit: L, 7 – 8. (.323, .400, .484; 5 ip , 5 er). Almost had our first Edgar Martinez Day — but Iglesias had to end the W’s day with a strikeout. Hey, it’s all right! Our rotation finished rotating yesterday, and Clayton Richard poured one right over the heart of the plate: 5 ip, 5 er. Almost the first EFL team to have all five starters at or worse than replacement for a month! Yay. Go W’s.
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DC: W, 7 – 12. (.316, .366 .526; 6 ip, 8 er.) Perhaps you saw the standings just after I first calculated them, showing the Balk at 12 – 18, just 0.4 games behind the W’s. The problem was I had the entire Balk season stats in my update spreadsheet, rather than just May. When I fixed that, the Balk took a hard loss and fell 0.6 games in the standings. Too bad. You were almost almost out of the cellar. Go Balk!
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2017
AL East | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
New York Yankees | 19 | 9 | .679 | — |
Baltimore Orioles | 19 | 10 | .655 | 0.5 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes | 18 | 10 | .646 | 0.9 |
Boston Red Sox | 16 | 14 | .533 | 4 |
Tampa Bay Rays | 16 | 16 | .500 | 5 |
Old Detroit Wolverines | 11 | 17 | .410 | 7.5 |
Toronto Blue Jays | 10 | 20 | .333 | 10 |
NL East | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Washington Nationals | 21 | 9 | .700 | — |
Canberra Kangaroos | 15 | 15 | .487 | 6.4 |
New York Mets | 14 | 15 | .483 | 6.5 |
Miami Marlins | 12 | 17 | .414 | 8.5 |
Philadelphia Phillies | 12 | 17 | .414 | 8.5 |
Atlanta Braves | 11 | 17 | .393 | 9 |
D.C. Balk | 11 | 19 | .381 | 9.6 |
AL Central | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 16 | 13 | .568 | — |
Cleveland Indians | 16 | 13 | .552 | 0.5 |
Minnesota Twins | 15 | 13 | .536 | 1 |
Detroit Tigers | 15 | 14 | .517 | 1.5 |
Chicago White Sox | 15 | 14 | .517 | 1.5 |
Kansas City Royals | 10 | 19 | .345 | 6.5 |
NL Central | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Cottage Cheese | 21 | 9 | .701 | — |
Chicago Cubs | 16 | 14 | .533 | 5 |
Cincinnati Reds | 16 | 14 | .533 | 5 |
St. Louis Cardinals | 15 | 14 | .517 | 5.5 |
Milwaukee Brewers | 15 | 16 | .484 | 6.5 |
Pittsburgh Pirates | 14 | 16 | .467 | 7 |
AL West | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Houston Astros | 20 | 11 | .645 | — |
Kaline Drive | 19 | 12 | .612 | 1 |
Haviland Dragons | 16 | 15 | .530 | 3.6 |
Los Angeles Angels | 16 | 16 | .500 | 4.5 |
Seattle Mariners | 14 | 17 | .452 | 6 |
Oakland A’s | 13 | 17 | .433 | 6.5 |
Texas Rangers | 13 | 18 | .419 | 7 |
NL West | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Colorado Rockies | 19 | 12 | .613 | — |
Peshastin Pears | 19 | 12 | .606 | 0.2 |
Arizona Diamondbacks | 18 | 14 | .563 | 1.5 |
Los Angeles Dodgers | 17 | 14 | .548 | 2 |
Portland Rosebuds | 13 | 18 | .433 | 5.6 |
San Diego Padres | 12 | 20 | .375 | 7.5 |
San Francisco Giants | 11 | 20 | .355 | 8 |