So I saw my first total eclipse of the sun today. It was outstanding, one of the most amazing and beautiful things I have ever...
Archive - August 2017
¿Por qué no te callas?
Here’s a quick trivia quiz: who famously said “¿Por qué no te callas?” to whom in 2007? I will let you ponder...
EFL Celebrity News
I spent yesterday evening at the Portland Zoo attending a Garrison Keillor … concert?show? Event. It was essentially an in...
Care Package
Some of our EFL colleagues are in captivity today, condemned to a day of torment and grief in an interminable faculty meeting...
Wednesday morning’s post on Wednesday morning
As Commissioner I never take sides in the pennant race*. All EFL teams* are created equal. The Commissioner’s Office is...
Summer is over (Tuesday Afternoon Post — never got posted)
(I wrote this post Tuesday afternoon but somehow failed to post it.) Summer officially lasts until September 21. But it...
¡Vive la revolution!
There are some shocking surprises in today’s standings! . EFL Standings for August 2017 EFL TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA...
Edgar Martinez Day
Which of the players on your current EFL roster is your favorite? When Kyle Schwarber stops going 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts (as...
Yay for Yates!
It’s time to sing an unsung hero (to nine of every 10 EFL owners): Kirby Yates! And maybe a hand for Hand, too. . EFL...
“Uh, oh”
(This is Thursday morning’s update brought to you at 11:00 PM Thursday.) I am sitting here listening to the Mariners game...