The World Turned Upside Down

The All-Knowing, All-Hearing Commissioner heard the lament of the Dragon-master, about the miseries of being low in the standings.  And The Commissioner had pity on those poor Dragons who have gone almost two years now without winning an EFL championship — longer than everyone in the league except Canberra, Peshastin, Kaline, Portland, Cottage, Flint Hill, D.C., and Old Detroit.

So the Commissioner ordered the world to be turned upside down, so the spotlight could shine on the seventh-place Dragons, who are lower in the standings than everyone except DC, Peshastin, Kaline and Cottage.

We are not sure this addresses the “what it’s like” the Dragons were referring to, but the Commissioner also ordered other measures to be taken, too, like putting AJ Ellis on the Haviland BP roster for August, an oversight that had not been caught by the EFL error correction process until just yesterday.  (Reminder: there is no more reliable error correction agent than you are!  Please check your EFL stats for indications of any errors ASAP so problems can be fixed before we reach the end of August, when flaws become permanent.)

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