In UHF, the Weird Al Yankovich movie about a struggling TV station, at one point there’s a scene where for some reason...
Archive - April 2019
Climate Change?
Is the offensive climate in MLB and/or the EFL heating up? EFL Standings for 2019 EFL TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA Canberra...
Here We Go Again…
It’s happening again, just as it does every year in Cottage. Awesome April, followed by DisMay. Remember last year? The...
Yes We Can!
From the mailbag: Dear Mr. EFL Answer Man: Can you easily compute our league OPS for yesterday? I’m guessing it will somewhere in...
For Mark Weinert (but the rest of you can read it, too)
According to the Dodgers’ broadcasters, the first cycle in Dodger history was by Dick “Oyster” Burns (see...
The Haviland Javelin Dragon with a Cannon
Poor Boston Red Sox! They limp into Phoenix on their long season-opening West Coast trip with a puny 2 – 6 record, having...
UnPearalleled Pearformance!
The Peshastin Pears appeared out of nowhere atop the EFL standings this morning. They were in 7th place yesterday. They played...
Blake blokes break batter blokes’ bats.
It was one of those strange days in the EFL. Amazing home runs. Unbelievable coincidences. Magical moments. And wrenching...
Reimagination
Jerry DiPoto assured us he wasn’t tearing down the Mariners and starting over. Trading 30 players? Just a reshuffle. A...
Altitude Adjustments
The early going in an EFL league can be rough. Today we ask the Haviland Dragons… to ask about the Kangaroos’...