Friends:
I had an update nearly done — doing clever things with the 7th-place Dragons’ comments — when I stepped in the Word Press landmine: control-Z which everywhere else undoes your last thing, in Word Press sometimes makes the entire post you’ve just written disappear. (HOW DOES ANY COMPETENT ENTERPRISE IN A FREE MARKET SURVIVE BY MAKING A COMMONLY USED, HABITUAL PROMPT MEANS SOMETHING SO DISASTROUSLY DIFFERENT THAN EVERY OTHER APPLICATION ON THE MARKET???) Once in a while I’ve managed to make it all come back, but this time it failed.
I am writing this in a Boise hotel room, awaiting a call any minute telling me that it’s time to go meet Melanie at the end point of her morning bike ride. When the call comes, I have to bug out. I doubt I’ll get very far on reconstituting the post. Let’s see how far I can get:
EFL Standings for 2021
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
RS |
RA |
Old Detroit Wolverines |
62 |
24 |
.715 |
— |
510.2 |
319.2 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes |
56 |
30 |
.655 |
5.2 |
425.5 |
308.6 |
D.C. Balk |
53 |
28 |
.652 |
6.2 |
457.2 |
337.2 |
Kaline Drive |
54 |
31 |
.639 |
6.7 |
451.4 |
339.6 |
Peshastin Pears |
53 |
31 |
.637 |
7 |
403.1 |
306.0 |
Canberra Kangaroos |
50 |
31 |
.614 |
9.3 |
415.4 |
333.8 |
Haviland Dragons |
51 |
34 |
.597 |
10.3 |
419.8 |
356.3 |
Cottage Cheese |
45 |
41 |
.524 |
16.5 |
485.1 |
475.3 |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys |
44 |
40 |
.519 |
16.9 |
424.5 |
406.4 |
Bellingham Cascades |
41 |
43 |
.491 |
19.3 |
343.3 |
351.8 |
Portland Rosebuds |
36 |
48 |
.424 |
24.9 |
418.2 |
493.6 |
… and Melanie just called. So I’m done for the day. Sorry.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Old Detroit Wolverines |
62 |
24 |
.715 |
— |
Flint Hill Tornadoes |
56 |
30 |
.655 |
5.2 |
Boston Red Sox |
54 |
32 |
.628 |
7.5 |
Tampa Bay Rays |
49 |
36 |
.576 |
12 |
Toronto Blue Jays |
43 |
39 |
.524 |
16.5 |
New York Yankees |
42 |
41 |
.506 |
18 |
Baltimore Orioles |
27 |
57 |
.321 |
33.5 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
D.C. Balk |
53 |
28 |
.652 |
— |
Canberra Kangaroos |
50 |
31 |
.614 |
3.1 |
New York Mets |
44 |
37 |
.543 |
8.8 |
Washington Nationals |
41 |
42 |
.494 |
12.8 |
Atlanta Braves |
41 |
43 |
.488 |
13.3 |
Philadelphia Phillies |
40 |
42 |
.488 |
13.3 |
Miami Marlins |
36 |
47 |
.434 |
17.8 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Chicago White Sox |
49 |
35 |
.583 |
— |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys |
44 |
40 |
.519 |
5.4 |
Cleveland Indians |
42 |
40 |
.512 |
6 |
Bellingham Cascades |
41 |
43 |
.491 |
7.8 |
Detroit Tigers |
39 |
46 |
.459 |
10.5 |
Minnesota Twins |
35 |
48 |
.422 |
13.5 |
Kansas City Royals |
35 |
49 |
.417 |
14 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Milwaukee Brewers |
51 |
35 |
.593 |
— |
Cottage Cheese |
45 |
41 |
.524 |
5.9 |
Cincinnati Reds |
44 |
40 |
.524 |
6 |
Chicago Cubs |
42 |
43 |
.494 |
8.5 |
St. Louis Cardinals |
42 |
44 |
.488 |
9 |
Pittsburgh Pirates |
31 |
53 |
.369 |
19 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Kaline Drive |
54 |
31 |
.639 |
— |
Houston Astros |
52 |
33 |
.612 |
2.3 |
Haviland Dragons |
51 |
34 |
.597 |
3.5 |
Oakland A’s |
49 |
37 |
.570 |
5.8 |
Seattle Mariners |
45 |
40 |
.529 |
9.3 |
Los Angeles Angels |
42 |
42 |
.500 |
11.8 |
Texas Rangers |
33 |
52 |
.388 |
21.3 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Peshastin Pears |
53 |
31 |
.637 |
— |
San Francisco Giants |
53 |
31 |
.631 |
0.5 |
Los Angeles Dodgers |
53 |
32 |
.624 |
1 |
San Diego Padres |
50 |
37 |
.575 |
5 |
Colorado Rockies |
37 |
48 |
.435 |
17 |
Portland Rosebuds |
36 |
48 |
.424 |
17.9 |
Arizona Diamondbacks |
23 |
63 |
.267 |
31.5 |