Simple idea here: A player of the game for each team, and a player who did the most damage… in a way
EFL | ||||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB | RS | RA |
Old Detroit Wolverines | 82 | 34 | .709 | — | 660.9 | 423.2 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes | 76 | 40 | .657 | 6 | 609.4 | 438.3 |
D.C. Balk | 73 | 43 | .630 | 9.1 | 664.6 | 509.1 |
Peshastin Pears | 73 | 43 | .626 | 9.6 | 577.3 | 449.8 |
Kaline Drive | 70 | 45 | .610 | 11.6 | 617.9 | 495.0 |
Haviland Dragons | 67 | 48 | .585 | 14.5 | 595.5 | 514.9 |
Cottage Cheese | 65 | 51 | .562 | 17.1 | 669.1 | 606.8 |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 63 | 53 | .543 | 19.2 | 588.7 | 538.3 |
Canberra Kangaroos | 63 | 53 | .539 | 19.7 | 593.7 | 564.9 |
Bellingham Cascades | 62 | 54 | .534 | 20.3 | 505.9 | 470.2 |
Portland Rosebuds | 54 | 62 | .463 | 28.5 | 605.0 | 655.7 |
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Old Detroit: L, 1 – 2. (45 PA, .200, .244, .375; 6 ip, 3 er, 4.50 ERA). I thought the Wolverines might eke out a win, since Mike Minor was the 10th pitcher of the month, erasing the last chunk of penalty innings the W’s were lugging around. Minor at least avoided a major meltdown: 6 ip, 3 er, the best he’s done in many weeks. Alas, in the last couple of days a couple of replacement innings sneaked into the OIdie stat sheet. Hopefully, with three starting pitchers going tonight, the W’s will erase those blemishes.
Will Smith and Austin Riley tied for player of the game honors, each going 1 for 4 with a homer. Rafael Devers did the most damage… to his own team, going 0 for 5.
Flint Hill: “L”, 4 – 2. (39 PA, .243, .282, .405; 5 ip 0 er, 0.00 ERA) The Tornado offense was a notch better than the Wolverines’ in each of the three slash-line entries. Their pitching was about 3 notches better. So the T’s recovered a slice of the ground they lost Thursday.
Julio Urias was the player of the day for Flint Hill, tossing all 5 of those shutout innings. Patrick Wisdom did the most damage … to his own team, going 0 for 6 with four strikeouts.
DC: “L”, 7 – 6. (48 PA, .316, .426, .474; 1.7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA). The Balk lost a chance to regain major ground in the pennant race when only two relievers showed up to pitch, permitting them to only keep pace with Flint Hill’s 0.1 game advance. The two Balk relievers did well, but it wasn’t enough to stop the growing replacement-inning tumor killing the DC stat sheet. The Dissies are up to 23.7 replacement innings this month, the most in the EFL.
At least Balk fans got to enjoy an offensive feast yesterday. Or, at least, a bountiful spread of offensive snacks. There wasn’t a lot of power hitting — only a Xander Bogaerts homer to go with the team’s three doubles. But there were 8 singles, 7 walks, and a HBP to keep the bases crowded with Balks. Myles Straw was the player of the game, reaching base three time (double, single, walk) in 5 plate appearances. Jorge Alfaro and Matt Chapman also reached base safely three times.
Since every Balk batter reached safely at least once, and neither Balk reliever allowed a run, I cannot name anyone as doing the most damage… to his own team. Congratulations, Balks!
Peshastin: W, 7 – 5. (29 PA, .286, .310, .643; 12 ip, 3 er, 2.25 ERA). Jack Flaherty came off the IL for the Cardinals last night and immediately twirled a 6 ip, 0 er gem. Pears fans celebrated wildly…
… wait, they’re burning tires and breaking windows. That’s not a very Pear-like way to celebrate…
… oh. I see. Pears management did not activate Flaherty from the IL this month. While St. Louis fans celebrated (responsibly) the return of their star, Pears fans were furious. Without Flaherty’s innings, Blake Snell’s 5 ip, 2 er and Kendall Graveman’s 1 ip, 1 er went with an anonymous replacement’s 1 ip, 1 er to generate an ERA of just over 5.00.
So who was it who did the most damage to the Pears? Someone in the Pear front office. I bet there’s a lot of finger-pointing going on in there right now.
As for the player of the game: Mike Zunino! He went 2 for 4 with a homer. Arguably, Juan Soto’s 2 for 3 with a walk generating an OPS of 1.417 was more valuable than Zunino’s 1.250 OPS, but Zunino played catcher, and 1.250 from a catcher is a bigger deal than 1.417 from an outfielder. Plus his homer drove in what turned out to be the winning run.
And it’s Mike Zunino, a longtime favorite around these parts who has struggled to be suitably offensive for 8 of his 9 seasons. Fangraphs gives him 4.0 WAR for his 2017 efforts in Seattle when he slashed .251, .331, .509. He also gets 3.8 WAR for his sophomore season, 2014, but he had negative value as a hitter that year (OPSing only .658), and made up for it with outstanding defense.
This year Fangraphs has Zunino offering 10+ runs of value above average for both offense and defense, and credits him with 3.0 WAR already, with more than a quarter of the season left to go. It’s fun to see him resurge like this. Too bad about the front office and Flaherty, though.
Kaline: W, 11 – 6. (26 PA, .400, .423, .920; no pitching). Pitching? Who needs pitching? Here’s how to win without ever needing another pitcher:
1. You have one guy who stands out as doing the most damage…to his own team. Last night, Jose Altuve was that guy, going 0 for 4.
2. But then you make sure every other batter goes crazy — or at least, gets on base safely.
3. You get three of them to get two hits, including a homer. Wilmer Flores and Hunter Renfroe did that last night. But you have the third also walk and steal a base, like Player of the Game Daulton Varsho.
4. Toss in a triple, two doubles, and four singles, and you’ve got 11 runs, even without any more free passes, especially if you uncharacteristically limit your team plate appearances to 26.
Do that, and even without any pitching, your team can gain 0.3 games on the leader, no matter how far away.
Haviland: L, 1 – 8. (36 PA, .206, .250, .206; 6 IP, 5 ER, 7.50 ERA). I know some of you are shocked I’d ever even lightheartedly endorse using no pitchers. “There are rules, you know,” you might be saying, “and aren’t you supposed to be ensuring we follow them?”
Yes, yes, and Kaline has already been punished with the 1 replacement inning he compiled. It’s reflected in the Drive’s score. But, look: the Dragons got almost an entire EFL game’s worth of pitching — 6 innings out of the 7 we require (the cushion from 9 innings designed to protect us a bit from the whims of those MLB managers who sometimes ignore our usage instructions). Haviland still has 9.3 replacement innings, so not getting 6 more should have helped them. But look what happened! Jesus Luzardo — allocated at 100% — was the player who did the most damage… to his own team by pitching 5 innings of 9.00 ERA baseball. That’s worse than replacement! That’s as bad as penalty innings! Much worse, in fact, because they cannot be erased. Haviland would have been better off had Luzardo stayed in bed.
Poor Dragons. When Kaline had no pitchers, the batters mashed for 11 runs. When Peshastin had crummy pitching, Mike Zunino (and Juan Soto) stepped up to lead the team to victory. When DC came up short on pitchers, the Balkan hitters went long on offensive treats. But the Dragons were too far in the dumps over the Luzardo’s lapses to rescue him. Co-Players of the Game Brandon Lowe and Brendan Rodgers went 2 for 5 for what passes as the offensive highlights. They contributed 4/7 of the team’s hits, none of which went for extra bases. Let’s give Kyle Schwarber a share of the Player of the Game reward for his 2 walks in 4 plate appearances.
Cottage: DNP, (-1) – (-3) (48 PA, .220, .313, .317; 13 ip, 5 er, 3.46 ERA). Robbie Ray held the Mariners (and in Cottage’s case, any number of random foes) to 2 earned runs in 7 innings … but both of his teams still lost. This is even more notable for Cottage because new Cheese Josiah Gray backed Ray with 6 ip, 3 er — not terrible. We’ll give Ray the Player of the Game award for Cottage.
So… who did the most damage… to his own team? The offense was thin, as the stats tell, but it was spread as far as it could be among 12 Cheesy hitters. Pedro Severino hogged two of the team’s 9 hits, meaning four had to go without. Randy Arozarena and Abraham Toro each hogged two of the team’s 6 walks, leaving only 2 for everyone else. Adolis Garcia went to the plate 5 times, but each time the team was out of hits or walks to share with him. His 0 for 5 (with 2 of the team’s 8 strikeouts) did the most damage to the Cheese.
Pittsburgh: W 1, L (-1); 8 – 1. (32 PA, .379, .438, .690; 8 ip, 5 er, 5.63 ERA). Bobby Dalbec made the cover of my last update Thursday, as the symbol of hope for Allegheny fans everywhere, including Betty Weinert. Guess who was Player of the Day for the A’s yesterday.
Why, yes, it was Bobby Dalbec! How did you know? He went 3 for 5 with two doubles and a home run. I mean, it’s not anywhere near a Luis Urias performance, but it’s pretty darn good, the key piece in a great outcome for the Alleghenys, gaining them a league-leading 0.6 games on first place.
So who did the most damage…to his own team? Alas — it’s Trevor Larnach, who went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts. Trevor is a deb who’s had a good season, so I take no pleasure in this one.
Canberra: W, 7 – 3. ( 36 PA, .286, .417, .429; 11.7 ip, 6 er, 4.62 ERA). It’s hard to pick out the Player of the Game here. Kyle Tucker homered, but it was his only hit if 4 plate appearances. JD Davis walked 3 times, but he struck out the other two. Mitch Garver walked once and singled twice, while Vladdy Jr. walks twice and singled once. Going by OPS: Tucker: 1.250; Davis 0.667; Garver: 1.417; Guerrero: 1.157. Let’s give it to Garver, but make him let the others get turns holding it.
Since no one went 0 for 4, I suppose the player who did the most damage… to his own team was James Karinchak, who chulked in an inning (allowing 2 earned runs). The ‘Roos gained 0.2 games on first, but maybe would have gained 0.3 had Karinchak not pitched.
Bellingham: DNP, 0 – 1. (21 PA, .250, .238 .400; 20.7 ip, 7 er, 3.04 ERA) The Cascades have frequently gone with fewer than the minimum plate appearances for avoiding replacements, but usually seem to make up for it with monster hitting from those who do appear. Except not this time. Jorge Polanco was particularly out of line with that approach, doing the most damage … to his own team with an 0 for 5, two strikeout game.
But the Cascades went all Kaline on us with their pitching, providing almost three games’ worth in a single day and all of it good to very good. (Except for Jake McGee, whose 0.7 ip, 2 er outing might also qualify for most damage…to his own team.) The best of a very good lot was Tyler Mahle: 7 ip, 0 er, the second best of any pitcher in MLB, according to Baseball Reference.
Portland: L, 8 – 12. (19 PA, .353, .421, .706; 12.6 ip, 12 er , 8.57 ERA). Only four hitters batted for the Rosebuds yesterday. Luis Urias wasn’t one of them. I’d be tempted to tar him as the player who did the most damage … to his own team, for not showing up, but a) it might not have been his choice (esp since his game was rained out) and b) his 5 for 6 the other night with 3 doubles and 2 homers is about a week’s worth of Player of the Game all by himself.
And anyway, I need to save that award for Abdert Alzolay, who managed to endure for 1.3 innings in his start before surrendering 6 earned runs. That’s a bit more than a quadruple chulk, and enough to doom the Rosebuds to a slide in the standings they cannot afford right now.
So who is the player of the game for Portland? How about CJ Cron, who went 3 for 5 with two doubles.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
AL East | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Old Detroit Wolverines | 82 | 34 | .709 | — |
Flint Hill Tornadoes | 76 | 40 | .657 | 6 |
Tampa Bay Rays | 71 | 45 | .612 | 11.3 |
Boston Red Sox | 67 | 51 | .568 | 16.3 |
New York Yankees | 63 | 52 | .548 | 18.8 |
Toronto Blue Jays | 62 | 53 | .539 | 19.8 |
Baltimore Orioles | 38 | 76 | .333 | 43.3 |
NL East | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
D.C. Balk | 73 | 43 | .630 | — |
Canberra Kangaroos | 63 | 53 | .539 | 10.6 |
Atlanta Braves | 60 | 56 | .517 | 13.1 |
Philadelphia Phillies | 60 | 56 | .517 | 13.1 |
New York Mets | 59 | 56 | .513 | 13.6 |
Washington Nationals | 50 | 66 | .431 | 23.1 |
Miami Marlins | 49 | 67 | .422 | 24.1 |
AL Central | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Chicago White Sox | 68 | 48 | .586 | — |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 63 | 53 | .543 | 5 |
Bellingham Cascades | 62 | 54 | .534 | 6 |
Cleveland Indians | 56 | 58 | .491 | 11 |
Detroit Tigers | 57 | 61 | .483 | 12 |
Minnesota Twins | 50 | 66 | .431 | 18 |
Kansas City Royals | 49 | 65 | .430 | 18 |
NL Central | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Milwaukee Brewers | 70 | 46 | .603 | — |
Cottage Cheese | 65 | 51 | .562 | 4.8 |
Cincinnati Reds | 63 | 54 | .538 | 7.5 |
St. Louis Cardinals | 59 | 56 | .513 | 10.5 |
Chicago Cubs | 52 | 66 | .441 | 19 |
Pittsburgh Pirates | 41 | 74 | .357 | 28.5 |
AL West | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Kaline Drive | 70 | 45 | .610 | — |
Houston Astros | 69 | 46 | .600 | 1.2 |
Haviland Dragons | 67 | 48 | .585 | 2.9 |
Oakland A’s | 67 | 49 | .578 | 3.7 |
Seattle Mariners | 62 | 55 | .530 | 9.2 |
Los Angeles Angels | 58 | 59 | .496 | 13.2 |
Texas Rangers | 41 | 75 | .353 | 29.7 |
NL West | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
San Francisco Giants | 75 | 41 | .647 | — |
Peshastin Pears | 73 | 43 | .626 | 2.4 |
Los Angeles Dodgers | 70 | 46 | .603 | 5 |
San Diego Padres | 66 | 52 | .559 | 10 |
Portland Rosebuds | 54 | 62 | .463 | 21.2 |
Colorado Rockies | 51 | 65 | .440 | 24 |
Arizona Diamondbacks | 37 | 80 | .316 | 38.5 |