Our most downtrodden teams suddenly threw off their shackles this week and rose up against their oppressors! But the Balk...
Archive - May 2022
Week 8: Summing Up
This year we’ve added some zero-sumness to our league. It’s still not entirely zero-sum. We could all finish above...
Abjection
Here are this morning’s standings. There’s a story of abject suffering here. And no, it’s not about the...
EFL Standings Update — and league logistics
Two things in this quick update: Standings, and a logistical point about the league. First, standings as of this morning: ...
STANDINGS AS OF MONDAY MORNING
Just in case you wonder how your team looks compared to the non-fantastic (ie, prosaic) parts of major league baseball:
No Easy Answer to Neuse Question
Dear Mr. EFL Answer Man: Neuse has played 1B this year. Can he please get a 1b rating? — Noisy Neuse Owner Dear Noisy: ...
End of Week 7: Kicking the habit
Our new system has introduced a powerful, addictive drug into our fantasy league. Looking at the league as a whole, one might...
Good News/Bad News
I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news. A bunch of my news is both, but some of it is purely good, and some is...
Presented without comment
The Balk tried to run away from the pack, but… [HEY! You said “presented without comment.” Keep your promise...
End of Week 6: DC Don’t Balk
After a week spent dos-i-dosing with the Wolverines, the DC Balk sprinted to its largest lead since Week 2. Of the four...