I wonder how the EFL All-Stars did, compared to the non-EFL All-Stars.
AB H 2b 3b HR W Ave OBP SLG OPS
Old Detroit: 7 3 .429 .429 .429 .857
Haviland: 3 .000 .000 .000 .000
Portland: 3 2 .667 .667 .667 1.333
Pittsburgh: 7 1 .143 .143 .143 .286
Canberra: 3 2 1 .667 .667 1.000 1.667
Peshastin: — — — —
Flint Hill: 2 1 1 .500 .500 1.000 1.500
Cottage: 9 2 1 1 .222 .222 .667 .889
Kaline: 3 1 1 .333 .333 1.333 1.667
DC: 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
EFL 38 12 3 2 .316 .316 .553 .869
Others 31 6 0 1 5 .194 .306 .290 .596
(We should probably try to be kind and avoid embarrassing our MLB competitors, but their All-Stars hit like EFL replacement players.)
IP ER ERA
Old Detroit: 2 0 0.00
Haviland: 1 0 0.00
Portland: 1 1 9.00
Pittsburgh: — — —
Canberra: 0 0 0.00
Peshastin: 1 0 0.00
Flint Hill: 1 0 0.00
Cottage: — — —
Kaline: 1 0 0.00
DC: — — —
EFL 7 1 1.29
Others 10 5 4.50
With average defense, I estimate our All-Stars would give up about 1.5 runs per game. Our batting line would produce about 6.4 runs per game. Our record in 162 All-Star games would be 154 – 8. Seriously, it would be boring.