Probably it’s all a sham.
Maybe they are toying with their prey, like a giant, scaly, fire-breathing cat.
Or maybe they are like the giant, Fezzick, who just wanted Westley to feel like he was doing well before he died.
Whatever it is, it’s working. The Dragons have made the Wolverines feel like they are doing well, that there is still hope they can escape with the pennant. The Wolverines are still trying to win.
It can all end at any moment. The Dragons have outstanding offense — including the world’s most offensive breath. They also have the league’s best defense. We’ve seen them leap forward a game or two in the standings in a single day.
But over the last week the Dragons have been lying low, apparently napping atop their heap of treasure. The Wolverines have crept closer and closer — 0.6 games closed in a single day Friday. Very quietly. No one ever wants to disturb a sleeping Dragon.
In fact, I’m thinking all this whispering I’m doing now is unwise. I had better wrap this up. No need to take any chances.
So — here are some stats. Enjoy them.
EFL | ||||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB | RS | RA |
Haviland Dragons | 94 | 54 | .638 | — | 768.8 | 577.1 |
Old Detroit Wolverines | 93 | 54 | .630 | 1.2 | 755.8 | 577.8 |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 88 | 59 | .602 | 5.4 | 803.5 | 654.8 |
Portland Rosebuds | 88 | 59 | .600 | 5.6 | 727.0 | 585.1 |
Canberra Kangaroos | 84 | 63 | .569 | 10.3 | 732.2 | 624.7 |
Peshastin Pears | 81 | 66 | .548 | 13.3 | 724.4 | 649.4 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes | 72 | 75 | .490 | 21.8 | 640.9 | 650.1 |
Kaline Drive | 69 | 79 | .464 | 25.7 | 721.1 | 785.9 |
Cottage Cheese | 63 | 84 | .426 | 31.3 | 663.6 | 770.3 |
D.C. Balk | 52 | 95 | .354 | 41.9 | 618.6 | 845.0 |
AL East | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Old Detroit Wolverines | 93 | 54 | .630 | — |
Boston Red Sox | 83 | 64 | .565 | 9.7 |
Baltimore Orioles | 81 | 66 | .551 | 11.7 |
Toronto Blue Jays | 81 | 66 | .551 | 11.7 |
New York Yankees | 77 | 70 | .524 | 15.7 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes | 72 | 75 | .490 | 20.6 |
Tampa Bay Rays | 63 | 84 | .429 | 29.7 |
NL East | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Washington Nationals | 88 | 59 | .599 | — |
Canberra Kangaroos | 84 | 63 | .569 | 4.4 |
New York Mets | 78 | 69 | .531 | 10 |
Miami Marlins | 73 | 74 | .497 | 15 |
Philadelphia Phillies | 66 | 82 | .446 | 22.5 |
Atlanta Braves | 56 | 91 | .381 | 32 |
D.C. Balk | 52 | 95 | .354 | 36 |
AL Central | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 88 | 59 | .602 | — |
Cleveland Indians | 85 | 62 | .578 | 3.5 |
Detroit Tigers | 78 | 69 | .531 | 10.5 |
Kansas City Royals | 74 | 73 | .503 | 14.5 |
Chicago White Sox | 72 | 75 | .490 | 16.5 |
Minnesota Twins | 55 | 93 | .372 | 34 |
NL Central | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Chicago Cubs | 94 | 53 | .639 | — |
St. Louis Cardinals | 76 | 71 | .517 | 18 |
Pittsburgh Pirates | 72 | 74 | .493 | 21.5 |
Milwaukee Brewers | 66 | 82 | .446 | 28.5 |
Cottage Cheese | 63 | 84 | .426 | 31.4 |
Cincinnati Reds | 62 | 84 | .425 | 31.5 |
AL West | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Haviland Dragons | 94 | 54 | .638 | — |
Texas Rangers | 88 | 60 | .595 | 6.4 |
Seattle Mariners | 78 | 69 | .531 | 15.9 |
Houston Astros | 77 | 70 | .524 | 16.9 |
Kaline Drive | 69 | 79 | .464 | 25.7 |
Oakland A’s | 64 | 83 | .435 | 29.9 |
Los Angeles Angels | 63 | 84 | .429 | 30.9 |
NL West | ||||
TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
Portland Rosebuds | 88 | 59 | .600 | — |
Los Angeles Dodgers | 83 | 64 | .565 | 5.3 |
Peshastin Pears | 81 | 66 | .548 | 7.7 |
San Francisco Giants | 79 | 68 | .537 | 9.3 |
Colorado Rockies | 70 | 77 | .476 | 18.3 |
San Diego Padres | 62 | 85 | .422 | 26.3 |
Arizona Diamondbacks | 62 | 85 | .422 | 26.3 |