I am sitting outside the GF IT office waiting for someone to arrive to take my computer. Let’s see how far I can get before they come — because once thy’re here I have to bust it for my mom’s house to beat some of the people who are coming to work there.
EFL Standings for 2017
| EFL | ||||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB | RS | RA |
| Haviland Dragons | 49 | 22 | .685 | — | 462.2 | 309.9 |
| Cottage Cheese | 46 | 26 | .634 | 3.5 | 383.6 | 287.2 |
| Flint Hill Tornadoes | 42 | 25 | .626 | 4.7 | 324.5 | 250.7 |
| Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 42 | 26 | .623 | 4.8 | 385.2 | 297.7 |
| Portland Rosebuds | 44 | 28 | .612 | 5.1 | 412.7 | 319.2 |
| Kaline Drive | 42 | 29 | .592 | 6.6 | 368.5 | 307.1 |
| Peshastin Pears | 41 | 31 | .567 | 8.3 | 344.8 | 306.3 |
| Canberra Kangaroos | 32 | 38 | .463 | 15.7 | 322.2 | 350.2 |
| Old Detroit Wolverines | 30 | 37 | .449 | 16.6 | 280.1 | 311.3 |
| D.C. Balk | 26 | 44 | .375 | 21.9 | 341.0 | 440.9 |
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Haviland: W 3, L 0. 18 – 12.
Cottage: W 2, L 1. 19 – 15.
Flint Hill: W 1, L 1; 17 – 13
Pittsburgh: W 2, L 2; 29 – 24.
Portland: W 2, L 0. 8 – 2.
Kaline: W 2, L 1. 16 – 12.
Peshastin: W 1, L 1. 9 – 8.
Canberra: W (-1), L 4. 14 – 31. OUCH! (.238, .289, .345; 17.3 ip, 20 er).
Old Detroit: W 3, L (-1): 11 – (-4). (.275, .352, .459; 30.3 ip, 3 er) ZOWIE!
In the ruins left by the first third of the season, the Wolverines have a new ambition: to become the Zombie Wolverines, terrorizing teams as we march toward — I don’t know, 4th place? I think the ‘Roos are already experiencing the terror of the Zombie Wolverines. Marvelous.
DC: W 1, L 2. 17 – 23.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2017
| AL East | ||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
| Flint Hill Tornadoes | 42 | 25 | .626 | — |
| New York Yankees | 38 | 29 | .567 | 3.9 |
| Boston Red Sox | 39 | 31 | .557 | 4.4 |
| Tampa Bay Rays | 37 | 36 | .507 | 7.9 |
| Baltimore Orioles | 34 | 35 | .493 | 8.9 |
| Toronto Blue Jays | 34 | 35 | .493 | 8.9 |
| Old Detroit Wolverines | 30 | 37 | .449 | 11.9 |
| NL East | ||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
| Washington Nationals | 42 | 28 | .600 | — |
| Atlanta Braves | 32 | 37 | .464 | 9.5 |
| Canberra Kangaroos | 32 | 38 | .463 | 9.6 |
| Miami Marlins | 31 | 37 | .456 | 10 |
| New York Mets | 31 | 38 | .449 | 10.5 |
| D.C. Balk | 26 | 44 | .375 | 15.8 |
| Philadelphia Phillies | 22 | 46 | .324 | 19 |
| AL Central | ||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
| Pittsburgh Alleghenys | 42 | 26 | .623 | — |
| Cleveland Indians | 37 | 31 | .544 | 5.4 |
| Minnesota Twins | 34 | 33 | .507 | 7.9 |
| Kansas City Royals | 34 | 35 | .493 | 8.9 |
| Detroit Tigers | 32 | 37 | .464 | 10.9 |
| Chicago White Sox | 31 | 37 | .456 | 11.4 |
| NL Central | ||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
| Cottage Cheese | 46 | 26 | .634 | — |
| Milwaukee Brewers | 38 | 34 | .528 | 7.6 |
| Chicago Cubs | 35 | 34 | .507 | 9.1 |
| Pittsburgh Pirates | 32 | 38 | .457 | 12.6 |
| St. Louis Cardinals | 31 | 37 | .456 | 12.6 |
| Cincinnati Reds | 30 | 39 | .435 | 14.1 |
| AL West | ||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
| Haviland Dragons | 49 | 22 | .685 | — |
| Houston Astros | 47 | 24 | .662 | 1.6 |
| Kaline Drive | 42 | 29 | .592 | 6.6 |
| Texas Rangers | 34 | 35 | .493 | 13.6 |
| Los Angeles Angels | 36 | 37 | .493 | 13.6 |
| Seattle Mariners | 35 | 37 | .486 | 14.1 |
| Oakland A’s | 31 | 39 | .443 | 17.1 |
| NL West | ||||
| TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | PCT. | GB |
| Colorado Rockies | 46 | 26 | .639 | — |
| Los Angeles Dodgers | 45 | 26 | .634 | 0.5 |
| Arizona Diamondbacks | 44 | 26 | .629 | 1 |
| Portland Rosebuds | 44 | 28 | .612 | 2 |
| Peshastin Pears | 41 | 31 | .567 | 5.2 |
| San Diego Padres | 28 | 43 | .394 | 17.5 |
| San Francisco Giants | 26 | 46 | .361 | 20 |