Last night, busy with other things, I only vaguely followed the Mariners game. They had been behind almost all evening, and were trailing 3 -2 going into the ninth.
I checked a while later. The final score was M’s 5, A’s 3!
“They did it again!” I said aloud to no one. Then I checked the MLB story on the game.
“They did it again!” said MLB.
The Mariner are building the most intriguing story line in MLB right now.
All the teams the Mariners are chasing teams are SUPPOSED to be winning. The Dodgers have a +204 run differential, the biggest in MLB… if you exclude the EFL, of course. Somehow they only have the second-best record in MLB (again, excluding the EFL), 78 – 47 when they should be 83 – 42. They maybe should be even better than that, because they have the largest talent differential in all of baseball.
The Yankees are SUPPOSED to win. They have the biggest revenue differential in all of MLB (INCLUDING the EFL). But their run differential is only +47, which should put them at 68 – 57. Instead they are 73-52 because not only do they have all the money, they have all the luck, too.
Except they DON’T have all the luck. Here are the plucky Mariners. They haven’t sniffed the post season since they tied the all-time record in regular season wins in 2001. And they’ve never sniffed the World Series. The M’s had a -67 run differential Sunday morning, after getting bombed twice in a row by the Astros. That ranked Seattle 11th in the American League and 23rd in MLB (again omitting the EFL).
And yet, they are still in the hunt for a wild card spot in the postseason. After last night’s heroics, they are two games behind the A’s and three games behind Boston for the second wild card, 5.5 games behind the Yankees for the first wild card, and the same distance behind Houston for skipping the wild card altogether.
The only team in major sports without an appearance in its championship game, with a record 11 games better than it should be by run differential, and even further ahead of where it should be by talent differential: how can you NOT “root for this stupid team”?? And they keep rewarding your faith. They may lose two games by a combined score of 27 – 4, but then they win two games with tying home runs in the ninth hit by a guy named Ty.
What a heartwarming, Cinderalla story. This Cinderella hasn’t been invited out after the season in twenty years. They’ve never been invited to the grand World Series gala ball. They should hardly ever win, but here they are. They did it again, just last night.
It’s enough to inspire anyone who is struggling, games and games behind, maybe tempted to give up on the race without the talent or the performance or the resources of “better” teams. But if the M’s can climb their mountain and hang in the pennant race, then so can anyone…
Wait! What am I saying??
No, no, no… it’s impossible to catch the teams in front of you. Don’t read anything before this paragraph.
EFL Standings for 2021
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
RS |
RA |
Old Detroit Wolverines |
87 |
38 |
.693 |
— |
708.1 |
470.8 |
Flint Hill Tornadoes |
81 |
44 |
.650 |
5.4 |
661.2 |
484.7 |
D.C. Balk |
79 |
46 |
.631 |
7.8 |
714.7 |
547.8 |
Peshastin Pears |
78 |
46 |
.630 |
8.1 |
622.1 |
480.6 |
Kaline Drive |
76 |
49 |
.609 |
10.5 |
676.6 |
543.1 |
Cottage Cheese |
71 |
54 |
.568 |
15.6 |
713.7 |
639.5 |
Haviland Dragons |
70 |
55 |
.562 |
16.3 |
652.9 |
594.6 |
Canberra Kangaroos |
68 |
57 |
.543 |
18.7 |
646.6 |
606.4 |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys |
68 |
58 |
.543 |
18.7 |
636.3 |
583.0 |
Bellingham Cascades |
65 |
61 |
.519 |
21.8 |
542.9 |
523.4 |
Portland Rosebuds |
58 |
66 |
.471 |
27.7 |
662.6 |
704.4 |
Old Detroit: DNP. (-2) – (-2). (35 PA, .212, .257, .273; 3 ip, 1 er, 3.00 ERA). They did it again. The Wolverine hitters slacked off. Sure, 6 out of 8 of them got hits, but two doubles represented the “power” in the lineup, and two walks represented the discipline. It’s nice to have a day off so the three innings can eat away at the replacement innings the W’s have collected, but it would be nicer to not have the hitters eat away so voraciously at our runs scored per game.
Flint Hill: DNP, (-1) – (-8). (26 PA, .217, .308, .304; 7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA) They did it again. The Tornados advanced on first place for what, the fourth day in a row? Maybe only the third — but this time it was 0.6 games on a day both teams had off. I know I’ve made noises about welcoming a pennant race, but take it easy, ok? Don’t be so scary. Your hitting was already better than the W’s. You didn’t need Eovaldi to pull 7 shutout innings from somewhere.
DC: L, 0 – 8. (29 PA, .080, .207, .080; no pitching). It’s OK, Balk, you can be a little scarier than this. You are allowed to have pitchers, for example. And it’s ok to get more than 2 singles from your hitters. It was nice to volunteer to be one of the very few teams to NOT gain on the Wolverines, but how about if we let Flint Hill take the next turn, ok?
Peshastin: DNP, 1 – (-2). (12 PA. .333, .333, .583; 8 ip, 4 er, 4.50 ERA). He did it again! Mitch Haniger hit another key home run in a Mariner comeback! And in the Pear comeback, too, maybe? At least, it was the key to scoring a run on an off day, and gaining a little — only 0.2 games — on the Wolverines. Again — you don’t need to be so deferential to the Tornados. Go ahead and take some of their gains for yourself.
Kaline: W, 9 – 5. (26 PA, .333, .385, .667. 2.7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA). They’re doing it again! This could apply to so many things. They’re cruising along in the middle of the standings. They’re creeping back toward the fringes of the pennant race, gaining 0.3 games, closing in on the 10-games-back I said two weeks ago might be the boundary between being in and being out. (Psst, Tom: the boundary moves as the season ages. It’s probably less than 10 games now.) Daulton Varsho homered again, to Jamie’s delight, and Hunter Renfroe did, too. If Jose’s name was Altuvo, his double probably would have cleared the fence. Same for Yuli Gurrielo, had he spelled his name with that much ambition.
Cottage: W 1, L (-1); 3 – (-6). (18 PA, .400 , .500, .600 — just above an Edgar Martinez Day! 6 ip, 1 er, 1.50 ERA). The Cheese are doing it again…
Hang on, that might be an overstatement. What the Cheese did this time was top the league in games gained in the standings, at 0.9. It has surely happened before, but… I hate to have to be so frank. Leading the league in gains in the standings isn’t exactly the Cottage brand. I mean, they write laments.
Ah, here’s something I can say: Abraham Toro did it again! He got three hits in four trips to provide the backbone of Seattle’s offense. Do you suppose his teammates have forgiven him for being part of the Graveman trade? Have they forgiven Jerry Dipoto?
And here’s something else I can say: Alek Manoah did it again! The debutant phenom pitched another brilliant game, all 6 of the Cheese innings being his work.
Haviland: L, 4 – 9. (8 PA, .143, 250, .143; no pitching). Look, if you want me to say “They did it again!” your team has to do something. 8 plate appearances, involving only two hitters… Kyle Schwarbner did get a hit and a walk in his 4 trips to the plate but he also struck out twice. In each of those four events, you could easily have said “He did it again.” But, note, without the exclamation point.
Those 4 runs are all from surplus PA carrying the team through a dry spot. Sort of. The Dragons slid 0.4 games in the standings despite the Wolverine stagnation.
Canberra: L, 5 – 8. (4 PA, .333, .500, .333; 1 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA). You had a game yesterday, Kangaroos. Did everyone forget? Vladdy Jr. didn’t, and provided some decent offense, especially with that OBP. Paul Sewald didn’t, and pitched a brilliant inning. I could say “They did it again” about both of those guys, and it would be praise well earned. Where were the other 28 of you? Do I need to worry COVID has wiped out the team?
Pittsburgh: W (-1), L 2; 1 – 10. (23 PA, .158, .238, .316; 5.4 ip, 8 er, 13.33 ERA) He did it again! This is not good news, alas: Lou Trivino, for the second time in three days, surrendered a “back-breaking homer in the ninth inning” (from MLB’s Oakland-centered wrap of the M’s-A’s game). MLB’s write-up stressed how this was bad news for the AL West pennant-contending A’s, but didn’t mention that it was also bad news for the AL Central-contending other A’s. That homer (and other glitches) cost the Alleghenys 0.9 games in the standings, and allowed the inert Kangaroos to bounce microscopically past them into 9th place.
Bellingham: “L”, 6 – 3. (12 PA, .222, .417, .556; 2.3 ip, 0.00 ERA). They did it again! The Cascades got away with only 12 plate appearances by making them count big time. Rafael Ortega provided three extra bases with his homer, and DJ LaMahieu walked and took a hit-by-pitch to go with Ortega’s walk to provide three extra baserunners. Then AJ Mintrer and Andrew Chafin combined for those scoreless innings. The database — perhaps distracted by the paucity of appearances — saw this as a loss, but we all know better. The Belles gained 0.2 games on the Wolverines.
Portland: DNP, 2 – 0. (15 PA, .400 ,.400, .667; no pitching) They did it again! The last-place team kept pace with the first place team — and then some, gaining 0.1 games in the standings. The Rosebuds didn’t need pitching. They didn’t even need 5/8ths of the other defensive positions. They just needed Travis Shaw’s homer — wait a sec, that was a grand slam, but the Portlies only got credit for two runs scored! I’ll check with my colleague Manfred about this. Anyway – they just needed Shaw’s homer, CJ Cron’s two singles and a double, and single singles from Solak and Sanchez. Give them just those few resources and they can fashion the equivalent of a win on their off day.
If this was a state high school water polo tournament, the fans would be taunting the other team by chanting “That’s our freshman!” except we’d be saying “That’s our last-place team!” Because our last place team would have 10 MLB teams eating their dust.
To be fair, the Orioles wouldn’t be eating much Rosebud dust — because it all would have settled by the time the O’s travelled the 19.9 games they are behind the Rosebuds.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Old Detroit Wolverines |
87 |
38 |
.693 |
— |
Flint Hill Tornadoes |
81 |
44 |
.650 |
5.4 |
Tampa Bay Rays |
77 |
48 |
.616 |
9.6 |
New York Yankees |
73 |
52 |
.584 |
13.6 |
Boston Red Sox |
71 |
55 |
.563 |
16.1 |
Toronto Blue Jays |
65 |
58 |
.528 |
20.6 |
Baltimore Orioles |
38 |
85 |
.309 |
47.6 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
D.C. Balk |
79 |
46 |
.631 |
— |
Atlanta Braves |
68 |
57 |
.544 |
10.8 |
Canberra Kangaroos |
68 |
57 |
.543 |
10.9 |
Philadelphia Phillies |
63 |
61 |
.508 |
15.3 |
New York Mets |
61 |
63 |
.492 |
17.3 |
Washington Nationals |
53 |
70 |
.431 |
24.8 |
Miami Marlins |
51 |
74 |
.408 |
27.8 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Chicago White Sox |
72 |
54 |
.571 |
— |
Pittsburgh Alleghenys |
68 |
58 |
.543 |
3.6 |
Bellingham Cascades |
65 |
61 |
.519 |
6.7 |
Cleveland Indians |
61 |
61 |
.500 |
9 |
Detroit Tigers |
60 |
66 |
.476 |
12 |
Kansas City Royals |
56 |
68 |
.452 |
15 |
Minnesota Twins |
54 |
70 |
.435 |
17 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Milwaukee Brewers |
76 |
49 |
.608 |
— |
Cottage Cheese |
71 |
54 |
.568 |
5 |
Cincinnati Reds |
69 |
57 |
.548 |
7.5 |
St. Louis Cardinals |
63 |
60 |
.512 |
12 |
Chicago Cubs |
55 |
72 |
.433 |
22 |
Pittsburgh Pirates |
45 |
80 |
.360 |
31 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
Kaline Drive |
76 |
49 |
.609 |
— |
Houston Astros |
73 |
52 |
.584 |
3.1 |
Haviland Dragons |
70 |
55 |
.562 |
5.8 |
Oakland A’s |
70 |
56 |
.556 |
6.6 |
Seattle Mariners |
68 |
58 |
.540 |
8.6 |
Los Angeles Angels |
62 |
64 |
.492 |
14.6 |
Texas Rangers |
43 |
81 |
.347 |
32.6 |
TEAM |
WINS |
LOSSES |
PCT. |
GB |
San Francisco Giants |
80 |
44 |
.645 |
— |
Peshastin Pears |
78 |
46 |
.630 |
1.9 |
Los Angeles Dodgers |
78 |
47 |
.624 |
2.5 |
San Diego Padres |
68 |
58 |
.540 |
13 |
Portland Rosebuds |
58 |
66 |
.471 |
21.6 |
Colorado Rockies |
57 |
68 |
.456 |
23.5 |
Arizona Diamondbacks |
42 |
84 |
.333 |
39 |